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One week teaching here

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and already I was falling back
into old rhythms

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with my friend and mentor, Perry Cox.

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Beautiful day, huh, Big Per?

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Dear God, Newbie,
where'd you come from?

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- Don't tell me you're following me.
- Following you?

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We've been walking together
and falling into old rhythms

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since the parking structure.

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I told you about my new shampoo
and how it's infused with honey...

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Hold that thought. Forever.

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Hey, you.

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Now did I or did I not handcraft you
something to wear

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that symbolizes
your importance to me?

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What is it? If he won't wear it, I will.
Is it a cloak?

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'Cause I'd look dynamite
in a cloak.

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He is to always wear a sign
that says "Number One."

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It signifies that he is
the one med student

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- for which I have hope.
- Thanks. It's a nightmare.

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All the best, Number One.

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You don't have to wear this.

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I mean, look how silly it looks on me,
you know?

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I hate wearing this so much.

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He said, "You put that on you,"
and he was yelling.

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I was like, "Okay, don't get mad."

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But I don't wanna wear it. I don't.

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- Guard that, Number One.
- No!

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- You're dangerous, aren't you?
- Yes, I am.

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Bet you listen to rap music.

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There he is.
No one has sex with Lucy Bennett,

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takes naked pictures of her
and gets away with it.

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Cole, I'm not sure I like what you did.

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Served.

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I know I blew any chance of us
being together again, and that kills me.

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Man, I'm sorry,
I just need to think about

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who I am for a second, you know?

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What's up, boo? What're you doing?

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Making sure these machines
keep this vegetable alive.

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Man, I wish his family
would just let him die.

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Cool, cool.

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So, what are we going to do about this?

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- What the hell are you talking about?
- I'm talking about this electricity.

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This spark. Zzzt.

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- Go now.
- Okay.

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Here's a little secret
about Old King Cole.

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The only way to get rid of him

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is to sleep with him
until he gets bored with you.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go get a wire brush
and scrub my skin till I bleed.

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All right, class, first order of business
is simple. We're gonna take out our...

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- J.D., what are you doing?
- Just watching you teach.

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You know, in this light,

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you look like Denzel Washington
in The Great Debaters.

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Come on, man, I'm working here!
Now, listen, if you...

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You know
that's what I was going for, right?

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It's pretty obvious.

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All right, class,
you now have 30 seconds

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to list the adductor muscles of the hip.

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Your group does not want to be last.
Ready, go.

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The pressure here
can make some students crack.

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Amir, you can't just be grabbing
kidneys like that! Bring it back!

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Others found ways
to blow off steam.

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Um...

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What? What are you doing?
No, stop. Take it off.

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I can't. He'll know. He's everywhere.
And the worst part...

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Drew, I don't care. I'm losing wood.

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And Dr. Cox made sure
that the pressure never let up.

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Centerfold, your previous answer was
so wrong, it almost became right again.

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Now, if you would,
please help me choose the subject

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for my impending criticism.

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Would you like me to nail you for,

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A, your being too attractive
to ever be taken seriously as a doctor,

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B, your upsettingly small ears,

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or C, that your stupidity
is probably contagious?

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- I guess my contagious stupidity.
- Great call. Your ears.

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Ah-ha-ha.

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Welcome, welcome, Number One.
Certainly, with your human-sized ears,

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you can tell us

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what the three components of
the mucosal layer of the stomach are.

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Epithelium, lamina propria,
muscularis mucosae.

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That was perfect.

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Okay, class, who hates
Dr. Cox's favorite student?

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- Me.
- I do.

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Wow. It's the first time you assassins
have gotten one right all day.

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There was one bright light
for these kids, though,

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and that was me, Dr. D.

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Hey, bro, the sun is, like, super bright.
Can you come down?

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I, like, told you that the branches

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are a metaphor
for the cardiovascular system.

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So, no, I cannot come down.
Hence, tree-class dismissed.

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Great class, Dr. D.

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Even better than the one you did
with interpretive dance.

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Thanks. I call it teacher-tainment.

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Would you be a doll
and get a message to Dr. Turk ASAP?

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Tell him I'm stuck in the tree again,

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but this time there appear to be
many bees.

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Hurry, Lucy, I've got honey hair!

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That tool Cole keeps texting me.
"I have a little Cole for your slaw."

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So romantic. You should hit that.

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At least Dr. Cox doesn't make you send
a picture of yourself every 10 minutes

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wearing a "Number One" sign.

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- Wait a minute, what are we doing?
- Talking.

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No. This feels like sharing.
And it's gross.

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Drew, I need to be clear about what
it is I'm looking for, you know, with us.

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- Nothing.
- Same here.

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- Sorry about the sharing.
- Oh, no, no, it was both of us.

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Oh, now that's just outstanding.

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- Dude. Again?
- Finally. Where have you been?

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I came as soon as I heard.
I thought you said there were bees.

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- Where are the bees?
- They're quiet now,

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but I think they're plotting
something big.

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- Let's get him out of there.
- Hell, yeah.

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Give me a chance
to use old Megan Fox.

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That's just a tranq gun.

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It's an elephant dose, but don't worry,
we cut it with some diet soda.

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- Can't we just shake the tree again?
- Go shake.

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Come on, little white baby.
Jump into my arms.

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You all right?

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It's like being held
by a big piece of caramel.

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You never want to end up
in Dr. Cox's eye line

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because if he sees you,
he makes you do grunt work.

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- You all right?
- What the French?

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Sorry, I was just hiding
from one of my teachers.

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It's a little game we play.

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- Really?
- No.

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- You can win at games.
- Got bad news for you, sweetheart.

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You lost.

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I need you to go ahead
and take Mr. Evans' chart here

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and make four copies.

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Drop one off at my office, one at my car,
one at the bar that I frequent,

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and then go bury one in the quad
and draw me up a map,

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just in case I want to go
on a treasure hunt later on.

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Hmm, ten after. Goodness...

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Darn it all. Now, if that ink runs,

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I'm gonna have to replace
the whole sign.

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Weird.

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Broken ribs and a possible ruptured
spleen? Was Mr. Evans in an accident?

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Yes, he was in a train wreck
called his life.

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You see,
Alan Evans is a hard-core drunk,

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an alkie, a sauce monkey,
a hooch goblin,

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a man who unwinds
at the end of every single day

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by treating himself to a delightful
garbage bag full of vodka.

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- So, what are we going to do?
- We're going to get him out of here,

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and then, hopefully,

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he's gonna die someplace else.
Like in a yard or somebody's shed.

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I love teaching.

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I'm a teacher.

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Mr. Shershow here
is in a massive coma.

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And even though he can't register
any outside stimulus,

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I still want someone to read him
all seven Harry Potter books.

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Any volunteers? Cole, thank you.

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Sorry, no can do.
Got a dinner rezzie with my moms.

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A "rezzie"? You also gonna get
your drunk on and eat some 'za?

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No, I wish. My mom is lactose intolly.
For real though, she is the best.

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When we go out, she helps me
pick up girls. She's my wingmom.

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Horrifying. Look, I don't know what
Orlando-based boy band rejected you,

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- but you'll do what I tell you.
- Yeah, I don't think so.

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See, that's me and my 'rents
at the hospital groundbreaking.

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- Wow.
- They're in the major donors' club.

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I got to cut the ribbon
with some big ole sizzies.

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Long story short,
I'm untouchable around here.

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To everyone except you.

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- Yeah. That just happened.
- Okay.

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I know people like Alan.
I grew up with them.

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My Uncle Frank is always drunk.

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He fought the entire band
at my cousin's wedding.

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Okay, look. Alan's an addict,
so the first thing you need to do

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is make sure he's ready for help.

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I can't talk to him
about stuff that personal.

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I get embarrassed too easily.
I've never seen myself nude.

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I mean, I've been nude,
but I never look down.

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Weird for a doctor, but okay, fine.

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Look, Lucy, you have to find a way
to connect with him.

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I like your perfume.

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That's weird, because I've never
worn perfume in my entire life.

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Also, I've never seen myself naked.

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You know, that was part
of an earlier conversation.

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- Are you okay?
- I'm not great, Alan.

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Med school is tough. I don't sleep.

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I haven't eaten anything all week
except yogurt and wine.

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- Well, maybe you should take a...
- Alan, I'm not done.

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I can't believe
what Cole gets away with.

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I'd like to fill a tube sock full of
batteries and just beat him a little.

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You know, send a message.

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- What?
- Denise, you're scary.

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I mean, sure, you seem cute at first,

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but then you eat after midnight
or get some water on you

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and then, boom,
you turn into this monster

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and I gotta throw you
in the microwave and explode you.

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- What the hell are you talking about?
- I'm talking Gremlins, woman.

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You know, you should get
your boyfriend to watch that movie

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and then maybe
he can understand you better.

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What boyfriend?

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Denise, everybody knows
Drew's hitting it.

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- How?
- You guys had sex near The Todd.

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- What? What's going on?
- Someone's doing it right now.

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- In that supply closet.
- Really?

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Socks off, pants on? Still...

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Damn it.

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How come you don't let him
take his pants off, though?

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Man. That was a great cry.
I always feel fantastic after those.

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Hello, world, Lucy's back. Am I right?

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Well, you definitely gave me
something to work with.

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Wow. I mean, my forehead's really big
and I look Chinese,

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- but that's really good.
- Thank you.

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I used to teach high-school art.

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Oh, my God, he's opening up.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was married, too.
Before everything fell apart.

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I'll tell you what, though, I definitely
don't want to live this way anymore.

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Maybe you don't have to.

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I thought you had dinner plans
with your wingmom.

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Yeah, she's at the bar
sizing up the local talent for me.

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No. God, I like more booty than that.
She should know that by now.

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- I know you feel me.
- Yeah, I do.

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Is a wingmom what I think it is?

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Sing to me, Wingmom.
Sing me to my dreams.

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- Hello, all.
- Hey.

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"Hello, all." I hate that guy.

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- But you love that guy.
- Thank you.

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- What?
- I'm not surprised.

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You're both dark weirdoes.

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It's like if Fonzie
and Jo from The Facts of Life

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fell in love with each other.

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- I'd watch the hell out of that show.
- Who wouldn't?

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I'm not looking for a relationship.
I like to be an island, okay?

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People can visit the island, but no one
gets to stay. Safer that way.

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Do you realize how empty that sounds?
What kind of life is that?

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You know, I'd watch a show
about Fonzie and a Gremlin, too.

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Fonzie couldn't take care of a Gremlin.
He's too busy being cool.

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- Can we stop talking about this?
- You know what you need?

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A water taxi to your island

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So he can get there
And you can kiss him

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Up on your island
All chillin' with turtles

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00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:32,479
'Cause you're so private
And now falsetto

233
00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:34,319
Yes, falsetto

234
00:11:34,357 --> 00:11:36,052
Uh-oh, she's leaving

235
00:11:36,092 --> 00:11:37,684
Yo, let's keep going

236
00:11:37,727 --> 00:11:39,627
Now even higher

237
00:11:39,662 --> 00:11:41,527
Yes, even higher

238
00:11:42,165 --> 00:11:45,601
Look, Alan wants to change,
so I found him a rehab facility.

239
00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:48,695
I just need a doctor to sign off.
Are you in?

240
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,706
And that was the beginning
of a long line of "no's."

241
00:11:53,076 --> 00:11:57,172
I asked all the doctors in the hospital
and they all shot me down.

242
00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,577
Naive-five.

243
00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:07,051
Someone please wake me
from this nightmare.

244
00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:09,285
Because in my fever dream,

245
00:12:09,325 --> 00:12:11,555
I see a med student getting involved
with a patient

246
00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:14,961
who I expressly told her to ignore
mere hours ago.

247
00:12:14,997 --> 00:12:18,524
I cannot tell you how much I hate
to reiterate something,

248
00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:21,298
especially when I have already
iterated it.

249
00:12:21,337 --> 00:12:23,168
You're going to have to
excuse me now,

250
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,674
because I must gather my fury.

251
00:12:26,576 --> 00:12:29,204
It's scary
to put yourself out there.

252
00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:30,711
- Hey.
- Hey.

253
00:12:32,115 --> 00:12:34,845
I am having a crapfest of a day today.

254
00:12:36,152 --> 00:12:39,747
You want to hang out later?
You know, maybe grab a beer?

255
00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:42,221
- Grab a beer?
- Yeah.

256
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:46,387
- Is that some kind of euphemism?
- Nope, it just means grab a beer.

257
00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:49,497
- Maybe talk a little.
- Oh!

258
00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:54,169
Um... I'm sorry, Denise,

259
00:12:55,605 --> 00:12:57,903
I'm just not looking for that.

260
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,500
- See you later.
- Mmm-hmm.

261
00:13:01,978 --> 00:13:04,310
Dr. Cox, while you're fury-gathering,

262
00:13:04,347 --> 00:13:06,907
let me just say
that if Alan goes to rehab...

263
00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:08,644
He will do nothing

264
00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:11,812
except figure out how to steal enough
paper-cup shooters of mouthwash

265
00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,879
to get one last desperate buzz on.

266
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,357
His job is to leave here and die.

267
00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:20,260
Your job is to listen
to every word I say at all times,

268
00:13:20,296 --> 00:13:23,197
and here's the hard part,
actually do those things.

269
00:13:23,232 --> 00:13:26,201
So in the future
when I tell you to do nothing,

270
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:27,497
I mean nothing.

271
00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:30,529
And in case that is still not clear...

272
00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:40,148
Nothing.

273
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,521
I thought being a doctor
was about helping people.

274
00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:02,533
It is, Lucy. Well, that and showing up
my third-grade teacher

275
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:06,128
who said I'd never amount to anything.
Eat it, Mrs. Nickerson.

276
00:14:06,171 --> 00:14:07,798
And rest in peace.

277
00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:09,466
All right, I didn't want to play hardball,

278
00:14:09,507 --> 00:14:12,101
but if you don't try to change
Dr. Cox's mind about Alan,

279
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,907
I will never call you Dr. D ever again.

280
00:14:14,946 --> 00:14:17,676
- Even in the quad?
- Especially in the quad.

281
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:19,445
I'll go talk to Dr. Cox right now.

282
00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,717
Dr. Cox said he'll sign the paper

283
00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:26,519
if you can raise the money
to send Alan to a rehab center.

284
00:14:26,558 --> 00:14:29,823
- Dr. D, you rock.
- And sometimes I roll.

285
00:14:33,732 --> 00:14:35,791
You two clowns convinced me
to put myself out there

286
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,062
and Drew shot me down.

287
00:14:37,102 --> 00:14:38,831
Why'd you have to go
mess up my little island?

288
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,167
Why'd you push me towards Drew?

289
00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:42,503
- He just seems like a nice guy.
- Based on what?

290
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:46,970
- Want the rest of my nachos?
- Oh, hell, yeah!

291
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,579
You like him
'cause he shared old bar food?

292
00:14:49,614 --> 00:14:51,741
Turk and I met over a blooming onion.

293
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:54,183
I like to think of it as a metaphor
for our relationship,

294
00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:56,983
because it's delicious,
but not really so healthy.

295
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,216
I will hurt you, little man.

296
00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:01,682
She's like a Gremlin.

297
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:07,962
You all right, little lady?

298
00:15:07,999 --> 00:15:09,864
I'm just trying to raise money
for a patient,

299
00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:11,493
but it's not going so great.

300
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,300
You know, back in the day,
when I did security for Bell Biv DeVoe...

301
00:15:14,339 --> 00:15:15,738
- Hey, boss.
- Shut up.

302
00:15:15,774 --> 00:15:16,832
Copy that.

303
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,673
Anyway, they did their charity car wash
a little differently.

304
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:28,113
Come on, Lucy.
I won the McAllister Prize in biology.

305
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:32,283
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all real smart.
Now it's time to get wet.

306
00:15:33,825 --> 00:15:36,817
- Wow. Where do I get in line?
- Where's your car?

307
00:15:36,861 --> 00:15:41,491
What car? Full-body-wax-five.
Buff away, ladies.

308
00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:47,835
You know, I don't mean to sound
too forward,

309
00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:49,066
but there's someone at the hospital

310
00:15:49,107 --> 00:15:50,870
- who's really digging you.
- Are you hitting on me?

311
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,139
Because I already went through
my bald, black dude phase.

312
00:15:53,178 --> 00:15:54,736
Seriously, I did.

313
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,110
I'm talking about you and Denise.

314
00:15:56,147 --> 00:15:57,842
Why are you talking about
me and Denise?

315
00:15:57,882 --> 00:16:00,350
Because of the other night
when we shared the nachos.

316
00:16:00,385 --> 00:16:02,410
Dude, we're nach-bros. Come on.

317
00:16:02,454 --> 00:16:05,287
And that's a special bond,
one which I cherish.

318
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:07,086
I just think you should go for yours.

319
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,490
Go for yours

320
00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:10,619
You don't know me.
I spent the last year

321
00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:12,493
in the Alaskan wilderness
living in a yurt.

322
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,259
The only human contact I had

323
00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:17,063
was an Eskimo boy who sold me
salmon jerky and painkillers.

324
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,125
And do you know why?

325
00:16:18,169 --> 00:16:20,000
Because when I flunked out
of med school before,

326
00:16:20,038 --> 00:16:21,733
I consequently torched
every relationship

327
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,038
that meant anything to me.
I'm not taking that chance again.

328
00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:26,634
What's a yurt?

329
00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:30,808
You know, son,
I was married to my Enid for 44 years.

330
00:16:30,849 --> 00:16:31,941
And now she's gone.

331
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:37,114
And the only reason I teach is so
I don't have to be alone in my house.

332
00:16:38,189 --> 00:16:40,817
You can't wall yourself off
from other people.

333
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:44,659
- You won't make it.
- That's some truth being dropped there.

334
00:16:44,863 --> 00:16:47,889
Great. So how about you two clear out?

335
00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:52,096
Cindy here's three martinis in,
and I'm about to land that marlin.

336
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,163
- Uh...
- Oh!

337
00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:58,539
Damn, she was good to go.

338
00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:02,310
Remember, Alan, you can do it.

339
00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:05,172
Can't thank you enough.

340
00:17:11,723 --> 00:17:14,453
I knew
I'd just changed Alan's life,

341
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,154
but I wasn't gonna make a big deal
out of it.

342
00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:21,029
Lifetime presents
Antonio Sabato Jr. As Alan the drunk.

343
00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:24,201
- A man this broken...
- I'm just really broken.

344
00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:28,103
...needs a woman this strong...
- You can do this, Alan.

345
00:17:31,743 --> 00:17:36,203
...with a mentor who cares so much.
- God, I care so much.

346
00:17:36,915 --> 00:17:38,883
I guess this is goodbye.

347
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,944
No, we can't.

348
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:46,122
- I know you're a doctor.
- I'm a med student, damn it.

349
00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:48,853
- Lucy...
- Shh.

350
00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:10,771
Antonio Sabato Jr.,
my safely ethnic dreamboat.

351
00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:14,615
Over the next few days, I stayed proud
of myself for helping Alan.

352
00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:17,917
And I wasn't naive,
I knew he had a long road ahead,

353
00:18:17,956 --> 00:18:20,117
but maybe, just maybe...

354
00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:22,785
Having someone believe in him
was all he needed.

355
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,954
Have I got something to show you.

356
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,893
Honestly, I can't think of anything

357
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,562
that could make this moment
more delicious.

358
00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:34,401
- Alan?
- Who are you?

359
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:38,773
More delicious. I love when movies end
the way you hope they will.

360
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:41,745
- You saw this coming?
- Everyone saw this coming.

361
00:18:41,779 --> 00:18:43,713
- Not Dr. D.
- Really?

362
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,045
Would you like to know the deal

363
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,745
your precious Dr. D made with me
in my office?

364
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,178
If I agree to do this,

365
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:51,779
you have to promise
that I'll get to be there

366
00:18:51,823 --> 00:18:54,917
to witness the devastation
wash over her hopeful face.

367
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,223
- I'll do what I can.
- Then I'm in.

368
00:18:57,795 --> 00:19:01,026
He even bet me a triple C-note
that Alan here wouldn't make it a week.

369
00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:02,623
- I don't believe you.
- Hey, Big Per,

370
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,259
I want my winnings in all fives.

371
00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:06,793
Or my own "Number One" sign.
Your call.

372
00:19:16,848 --> 00:19:19,783
- Hey.
- How could you do that to me?

373
00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:25,085
I know you can't see it right now,
but this is good for you.

374
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,887
Yeah, as good
as my mom's fish biscuits.

375
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,059
- They're bad.
- Ah.

376
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,290
Look, Lucy, at some point,

377
00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:36,425
every doctor needs to learn
about lost causes like Alan.

378
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,766
I just thought
I'd come along for the ride with you.

379
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,999
- Why?
- Because when it happened to me,

380
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,407
there was no one around
to talk to me about it after.

381
00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:47,741
If you're gonna survive as a doctor,

382
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:50,646
you have to stop trying
to change things you can't change.

383
00:19:50,682 --> 00:19:54,118
So, I'm supposed to never try and help
anybody like Alan?

384
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,053
No, because if you're gonna survive
as a person,

385
00:19:57,088 --> 00:20:00,546
you can never stop trying
to change things you can't change.

386
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:03,526
- My head hurts.
- Get used to it.

387
00:20:04,529 --> 00:20:07,293
I just wanted Alan to end up okay.

388
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,861
You're doing good.

389
00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:16,968
I think what Dr. Dorian
was saying,

390
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,908
although it's never that clear with him,

391
00:20:19,143 --> 00:20:22,135
is that you have to keep
putting yourself out there

392
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,944
and just hope
that you get something back.

393
00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:26,449
Hey, Stick.

394
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,751
- What's your last name?
- Mahoney.

395
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,322
I like that.

396
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,817
So, you still want
to grab that beer and talk?

397
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,292
Not really.

398
00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:39,225
- But I will.
- Great.

399
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,696
I got you something.

400
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:47,028
- Is that Cole's mom?
- Yeah. I introduced them.

401
00:20:47,405 --> 00:20:51,398
- You're gonna hit that, aren't you?
- Like a big rig with no brakes.

402
00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:53,842
- Wow, that was disgusting.
- Yeah.

403
00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:56,739
- Let's get out of here, huh?
- Yeah, I could use a drink.

404
00:20:56,781 --> 00:20:59,409
- I don't really drink anymore.
- That's cool, you can drive.

405
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,578
- Don't really drive, either.
- You're weird. I like that.

406
00:21:04,489 --> 00:21:06,616
Here's to a giant mistake.

407
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,860
Oh, snap, we called it

408
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,419
He's on her island

409
00:21:12,463 --> 00:21:15,660
Where they make babies
Under the palm trees

410
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,258
Yo, let's go lower

411
00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:20,236
I can't go lower
Let's just be robots

412
00:21:20,271 --> 00:21:22,102
- Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep...
- Guys, come on.

413
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,573
Don't interrupt us

414
00:21:23,608 --> 00:21:26,543
Here comes her boyfriend
He don't look happy

415
00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:29,512
It's okay, guys, I like your singing

416
00:21:29,547 --> 00:21:31,105
We'll be a trio

417
00:21:31,149 --> 00:21:33,140
And tour the country